Jason, are you Kidding me!!!
First things first. I have all this built up frustration and I have to let it all out before I explode...
And I blame one person for this:
Jason Kidd
This is arguably one of the best point guards in the league. Second overall pick in 94'... Rookie of the year... Most heralded point guard to come to the league since Magic Johnson... All-Star this... Triple-Double that... But what hurts me the most: All defensive first team in the nba in 03, 01, 00, 99 and 98 (and he made second team in the 2004-2005 season).
Let me get this straight. If you make the all defensive team, that means you're a pretty good defender. And since it's done by position, Jason Kidd being on the first team all these years and on the second team last season, would mean he should be one of the best defensive point guards in the league. Theoretically him being on the first and second team would mean he's the best or second best...
Can somebody explain to me why somebody with so many accolades for his great defense
is getting schooled by, get this:
ANTHONY JOHNSON!!!
Yo Mike Jones, I think this guy needs one of your shirts cuz honestly:
WHO IS ANTHONY JOHNSON!!!
Jason Kidd hellooooo! This guy used to be your back up, i.e. he was sitting on the bench because you were better than him. You probably practiced with him everyday and outplayed him in practice which led to you starting and him sitting on the bench! You know all his moves, he was your understudy for Christ's sake!
So how on earth did he manage to get 25 points and eight assists on you yesterday? And don't give me that "oh I was helping", or "we were in a zone" stuff. Doggie, I saw the game. You were guarding him. He schooled you.
He also gave you a 1960's, hum ok correction that should be 1940's, crossover move in game one that broke your Nike endorsed ankles and led to him drawing a (questionable) foul that led to their W. And don't think I missed it, he also had a respectable 17 and 4 to your 6 and 13 in game two.
And now this!
And it doesn't help that one of the first things I read this morning was this. He's so gassed up now that he's calling Vince Carter out!
Let's break this down. Thanks to YOU Jason Kidd, Anthony Johnson is calling Vince Carter out. Anthony Johnson is calling Vince Carter out!
Aaarghhh!!!
Anthony Johnson is calling Vince Carter out!!!! (I'm nauseous now)
In game one the "experts" said it was because Vince was shooting too much and not going to the rim. And now in game 3 the "experts" said he missed his last ten shots so it's his fault.
Ok "experts", if you guys put Jason Kidd in the all Defensive Team again I'm suing the NBA.
And oh yeah, Kobe, I know they say they're gonna give him the MVP instead of you but you didn't have to do this:
Now lets see if you can win the series...
_Ok in less serious and less important news. I actually met someone who is from Iran yesterday, and it's funny now how everybody cares so much about Iran. Cuz a few months ago I didn't know jack. Now I was commending her on how Ahmadinejad was a handsome president. Yeah, I said it, he's handsome . I mean seriously, look at that picture. Is this the man who wants to wipe Israel from the face of the earth? Is this the guy that has nuclear weapons and actually threatening to attack the US? He looks so innocent...
Plus the name sounds so gangstas Ahmadinejad... If ya'll dudes don't start acting right I'm bout to give ya'll an Ahmadinejad in your grill dog! Ok I'm out.
Ahmadinejad suckaz!!!
Disclaimer: I'm not gay, also I have nothing against gay people, just don't hit on me or I might straight up give you an Ahmadinejad bitch slap...
Whatever that is.
posted by dkosei2 @ 11:18 AM
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that dunk on nash almost made up for the mvp snub. almost.
expect many more things out of the mamba.
hey, how come no words on lebron's collapse in game2? 10 turnovers?! come on now. he best pick it up, and soon.
Yeah, your boy Ahmadinejad is quite the gangsta. A quote of his covered in yesterday's news:
"Those who want to prevent Iranians from obtaining their right [to nuclear power], should know that we do not give a damn about such resolutions," Ahmadinejad told a rally in northwest Iran, the country's official IRNA news agency reported.
This from the man who claimed that the Holocaust was a myth...
By the way, the multiple pictures of Kobe dunking on Nash weren't necessary you know... where's your Canadian pride? ;)
Surbhi
I'm not bipolar, I'm tripolar
Mutoni
Man Kobe is on a mission, 1st the dunk now the buzzer beater. Wow! But honestly, LBJ's turnovers weren't a big deal to me. It just means that he was trying to hard. This year's leader in turnover's: Steve Nash.
And then he came back Friday and dropped 41 and threw a passs in that game that was miraculous, and that's probably an understatement. He even played well Sunday, but the team effort of the wiz was better. I'd say he's picking it up, but then again so is Kobe... I wish they were on the same coast.
em jones
He's gangsta, he's also crazy. My Canadian pride??!? are you ok?
By the way, your boy D Wade is struggling big time with the Bulls
Ahmadinejad!!!!!!
No, you're a polar bear from West Africa!:P
In all seriousness though, Mr. Street-Smart... a reminder of the old saying, "Don't judge a book by its cover"!
Remember that!;)
Leave my boy D Wade alone... He can't do it all. Any anyways, it doesn't matter, because in my eyes, few people have got something on him. :)
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ahmadinejad, ah ma dinner jacket more like! what's all de fuss about i mean de man look like he jus come off tracey island on stringray innit. armani got nothin on him you get me!
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