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I just went through a difficult experience that just stretched my endurance to the limit.

My sister forced me to watch Canada's Next Top Model and I actually went along with it! But after ten minutes of serious brain damage, I realized I couldn't take it anymore.Yuk! At least if there were actually potential models on the show, it would make it acceptable. But nooo, I mean for real, I don't care what anybody says but Sisi is not a model...

Sorry just had to get that out of my system.

"This a survival storyyyyy/ A real ghetto storyyyy/ this is my storyyyy... I remember those days when Hell was my home/ When Me and Mama bed was a big piece a foam/ An mi never like bathe and my hair never comb/ When Mama gone a work me go street go roam

...Jamaica get screw, tru greed an glutton/ Politics manipulate and press yutes button/ But we rich now ,so dem caan tell man notin/ Cuz a we a mek Mama a nyaam Fish an Mutton..Ehhhh

....Wi get di ting dem
Dem outta luck now
Mi squeeze seven and the whole a dem a duck now
Wi have whole heap a extra clip cau we nuh bruk now
RRRAAAAH...RRRRAAAAHHH..RRRAAAHHH...RRRAAAAAHHHH

Had to get that out of my system too. As I have displayed above, living where I live is definitly starting to get to me. Who knows, very soon I might even start speaking Patois... Or even saying things like "ça te déranges tu" What the hell is the extra tu for?

Ok I think I should get to the point of my post or I think I'll keep on going on random tangents...

So yeah, these rappers look really dumb and all but underneath all that they actually are smart...

At least some of them....

This is the highlight of some interesting and entertaining quotes. Notice how the most ignorant quote is from a former Vice President...


T.I.!(What you konw about that? ...EEEwhadidiii braaaa*!!)

AllHipHop.com: I’m the jealous type. If I married a porno star, for example, I would be [heated…
T.I.: Then your wife would be f**ked! If my wife was a star and she was doing a movie with a dude, and they’re playing boyfriend and girlfriend, I mean, s**t man…if I’m Halle Berry’s husband, I would be just like this [Lies down with his feet on the couch] “How was work today, babes?” [laughs] “Pass the Grey Poupon. I got kind of tired of driving the Phantom, so I took the Ferrari around the corner today, you know, I hope you don’t mind.” I am more concerned about her absence from the household than I am about a fictitious visual; you know what I’m saying? Man, nobody be f**kin’ with [video girls]. Man, I don’t. I don’t have time. I be working, ya dig? You can’t focus your attention on that [stuff] if you try to handle your business, anyway.

Jigga! (Rocafella 4ever, hov 4life, debut a classic first album 4 mics, shoulda got a 5 but niggas lacked 4sight, I don't give a fuck I ain't do it 4 the hype, I did it for the hustler's for the ghetto four their plight)
Jay-Z: just to get back to the cam situation and get that out of the way
Jay-Z: in case you missed this it's obvious he is just doing this for attention
Jay-Z: i think he's killing himself so i don't feel a need to do anything at this time
Jay-Z: AT THIS TIME
Jay-Z: haaa

Killa! (Cuz with the A.K. doggie I'm O.K./ my A.K. was my A.K.A before my ABC's would have me A- O.K!)
You George Bush homie you got that Anthrax and you hiding it! (speaking about Jay-z)

Joe Buddens! (Don't end up being a dead man for the cheddar/ the only way to play Joey is Def Jam Vandetta!!!)
"I would assume that everybody has to take the blame. The record labels, the execs, the artists and the consumers. I can't place the blame solely on one individual. I think it's everybody's fault. The labels sign the bullshit, the execs push the bullshit, the fucking artists make the bullshit, and the consumers buy the bullshit. Laffy Taffy was the number-one song on the Billboard. I couldn't believe that... There's a lot of Blackface going on in hip-hop today" (on the state of hip-hop these days)


Rick Ross! (Don't tote no 22's, Magnum cost me 22, Sat it on them 22's, birds go for 22t Lil' mama super thick, she say she 22 She seen them 22's, we in room two 22...)
AllHipHop.com: You know there’s a lot of folks out here sending the message “Why go to school when you get money being a rapper or a hustler?”
Rick Ross: Nah, you go to college and be a hustler, pimp. The best hustlers are college graduates. The people who run the world are hustlers. You always want to hustle. I don’t care what you’re doing. You always gotta have a hustle about yourself. You need that extra little support some time, pimp.


Cassidy! (The kid do it BIG like P.U.N, cuz I'm nice like P.A.C with the P.E.N.)
AllHipHop.com: Even if it’s a former friend, how does it feel having a role in that whole matter in hindsight?
Cassidy: Well, now that it’s all over with and you look back on the situation, I wish things could have went differently, but in the heat of the moment, things go the way they go. It was God…you can’t go against God’s will. It was meant to happen. I don’t feel no type of way about it. It is what it is – it already happened, it’s already done. You can’t go back in time and change it. But if I could, if that was possible, I probably would do certain things differently. Because, whether it was my friend or not or I didn’t know him from a can of paint, still somebody lost their life and a couple other people got shot. That’s never a good thing. I don’t wish that on nobody. But, at all times, I’m going to protect myself and make sure that I come out all right too. Would you rather it be you that died? If you change the situation, and do something differently and you [could] die or you got shot. I don’t know. I wish the best for his family and pray that God blesses his soul.

AllHipHop.com: Is there a lesson to be learned here?
Cassidy: Man. Like, the lesson is to see how the judicial system tries to target entertainers without the proper evidence, with out the proper investigation. Back in the day, there were [TV investigators like] Columbo and Matlock that go out there and and find out what’s really going on. Now, people can just make a statement with no hardcore evidence and take time out of your life, don’t give you a bail. And you still innocent until proven guilty, or they say you are, but you really guilty until proven innocent. No matter how much paper you got or what never you on, you not exempt. They can do the same thing to you if you get yourself in a situation – even if you around a situation.

AllHipHop.com: We never heard about anybody else being charged. Was anybody else charged with a crime?
Cassidy: I don’t know about that. I ain’t have no rappies [co-defendants] in my case. I was fighting my case by myself. Like I said in the previous question, they tried to target the big name, the person they feel they gonna get some light off…


Young JoC! (It's going doown, ooh I think they like me... better yet I knooow)

AllHipHop.com: There’s no protocol but you’ve obviously got an ear for what will hit in the streets, where does that come from?

Yung Joc: That comes from understanding your target market. It’s like if I walk in the club and there’s a wall full of women. If there’s some sididdy chicks in one corner and some freaks in another corner, I can’t come at the sididdy broads with that “cut something” s**t. I’m going to have to be talking some real classy s**t like, “Yo, you look like the type of chick a cat could rendezvous with from time to time, how can we make this happen?” You know, you’ve got to put your sexy on. Now if I go over there to them freaks, I already know what it is, I’m coming at them like, “What y’all drinking?”


Ok now a bit of bball comedy
"They're all the same. They all have their flop fraternity. A flopternity is what I call them. Flop flop flop. I just have to mix it up and stay out of foul trouble, and I will. I'm going to enjoy mixing it up." -- Shaq, on the opposing centers he's faced in the NBA


"They were all banging me a little bit. Bang me all you want, I'm going to make the shot when it counts." Carmelo Anthony on the hackers ( I feel you on that Carmelo!)



And Finnally:

"If you've been in the kitchen, my dear, peeling onions, you wash your hands afterwards," Jacob Zuma rationalizing the infamous "shower".

1. * It is what it is brother